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[13 Mar 2009|12:46am] |
Oh, ugh. I'm getting old. Really, really old. I'm going to be ancient. I can't believe I'm turning 29. That means I'll be freaking 30 in a year. Uuuuugghhh.
Alright, I need to get very, very drunk on Saturday to get myself through this misery. And I think I want company. Party, anyone? (And yes, I'm looking at you, Sisters!)
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[20 Oct 2008|01:38am] |
Damn. It's Monday again. Why are Mondays always so boring?
Also: my sympathy goes out to those who got turned into she-males or vice-versa this weekend. But I sure am glad it wasn't me this time. And Gideon, don't you say a word about missing my boobs. Seriously. I will kill you.
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[11 Oct 2008|01:17am] |
I swear to fucking Merlin--Gideon, Merton--if you bastards did this to me, there WILL be revenge. And it will be funny for everyone who isn't you.
I woke up this morning and I was a bird. With actual breasts of my own, I might add, which is fun. Though, they're heavier than I would have thought, I always feel just a little like I'm going to tip over. And, while this experience is certainly interesting, I rather miss my proper genitalia. I'm very fond of it and I'm wondering if I should be starting to worry about its absence.
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